Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.
Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
He can't, it's impawsible.
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
The White House.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Dad jokes
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.
A lot. There were 3 movies.