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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

Toy Story Jokes More Toy Story Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.