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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Toy Story Jokes More Toy Story Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.