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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married