Catch Jokes

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call a Burberry Style Transforming Truck?

Optimush Prime.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

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What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!