Because he was a dirty double crosser.
You got a friend in me.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
To catch her false teeth.
She became a sleeper agent
They're afraid of catching fire!
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Getting caught red handed!
He catches a buzz.
Zikachu.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
They squealed on each other.
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
He was way to high, man.
He was caught doing lines of math!
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
I'm getting the fudge outta here!
Chard remains.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Surprise subtext.
Annette
I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.
Deeeeeeeeeeengue
He was a pieromaniac.
A football net!
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Holy smoke!
He's from Team Rocket
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
Air.
Have someone throw it at you.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
With a gummy worm as bait
They were caught sweeping together.
To catch a charmander.
Catch up.
Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Talon*tless....Sorry.
Catch.
He was caught taking a leek.
Sting operation, of course!
Gotham
Mennonitis!
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
I gotta catch a plane
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Because he never left the pub.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Clickbait
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
He castanet
It was a brief chase...
Freezing.
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
Because they're so easy to catch!
Until he gets caught.
He was caught poaching.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Get off Mu-lan!!!
Well man it's been reel.
He caught her in a 4-way
I'll catch you later!
Well then you better go catch it!
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
With an ethernet!
A Tuna Chi-Cannery
He was caught counting carbs.
It had a plane to catch.
Super Bait
He was caught taking Polaroids.
Windows 10.
Can't catch me - Avicii
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Optimush Prime....
One has hope in her soul...
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Cod dam
Pick a cod, any cod!
For people that don't want anything to drink
My Bologna had a first name.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way unique up on it.
Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
CuNO3!
Gotta go fast.
Gotta go fast
