How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's a frog's preferred fastener?

Rivet.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.