Luter Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.