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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.