What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model