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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model