What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model