What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.