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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.