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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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