What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What did the mod say to the other?

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.