What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.