Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.