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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon