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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Both are in *a la mode*.

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Their parents.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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He wet his plants.

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Aloha Akbar.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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This is my last resort.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!