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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

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Haram bea

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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About tennish.

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ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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This is my last resort.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!