Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets