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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.