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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.