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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution