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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.