Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.