Digimon Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)