Reddit Server Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Reddit Restaurant Jokes More Reddit Restaurant Jokes

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.