Reddit Server Jokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Resturant Jokes More Resturant Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.