Reddit Server Jokes

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Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Reddit Restaurant Jokes More Reddit Restaurant Jokes

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

Pooched.

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day