Reddit Server Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

Resturant Jokes More Resturant Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.