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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Who won the race?

Society.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,