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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

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What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.