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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!