Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!