Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!