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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!