Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!