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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!