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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!