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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Ham Burger Jokes More Ham Burger Jokes

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!