Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!