Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Executed.

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Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Straight up.

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Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!