Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Electrocute Jokes More Electrocute Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.