Because they're bad conductors.
He was a bad conductor.
Because he was charged with battery.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Parole.
Driver
A screwdriver
The train to Boston
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute
He was a mole
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
The conductor.
Because it had a bad conductor.
They're robots in da skies.
Rest in pieces.