Because they're bad conductors.
He was a bad conductor.
Because he was charged with battery.
A battery has a positive side.
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
He was charged with battery!
N-Gauge.
It was from all the cross-training...
I'm swimming here!
A screwdriver
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Because they finish each other's sentences
Because he was grounded!