Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!