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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town