What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people