Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.