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Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

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