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Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.