Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.