Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

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