What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.