What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.