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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.