What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.