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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.