How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.