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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.