How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why are Peter Pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old