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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

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What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?