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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".