To flick through it as fast as possible.
50 Drachma.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
An electric elephant!
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
With a track-tor!
Selfless
Because ladies go in first.
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
