What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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What's the best way to stop a German train?

Them nicely.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".