What's the best way for a lady to read ...

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger