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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.