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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.