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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!