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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Hammerhead Jokes More Hammerhead Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!