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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Hammerhead Jokes More Hammerhead Jokes

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.