What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!