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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

Who's there! Buddy! Buddy who?

Buddyfingers!

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Hammerhead Jokes More Hammerhead Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!