What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing