Don't look! I'm changing!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
She was wearing no turn on red.:
