Look Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Estimate Jokes More Estimate Jokes

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk