A police dog in disguise.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
He was nonplussed.
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains
Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
Not yet," she replied
Don't look, I'm changing!
You don't want to look down.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
Because of all the seaweed.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Because all they do is look down at people.
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
His loving knife.
I'm like, 'Your husband'
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
Nobody will look for them.
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
Your looking Sharp!
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
A red bucket.
Tulips on your organ.
A double decker bus! You looked!
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Gorge-ous
They look kinda shady to me
Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Lol
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Looks like rein dear
Extroverted
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
They though it was Riel funny!
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
He's just looking for a pack.
A horoscope.
They are always looking for a tight seal.
To look for the lowest prices.
She went looking for the three guys.
Because they research everything.
A Neo Hotzi
To make sure he still wasn't there.
Don't look I am changing
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
Because he had no one to look up to.
He was always fretting over something or other...
A little bear!
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
So he could look at others' faces.
Dirty looks from the mouse!
I'll look into it.
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
An unconvicted felon.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
He was having a hard time looking up.
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
He was looking for a Czech mate.
Looking for Jobs.
Because it was ripped.
Just look at that bird!
Arcane-gel!
Looks to me like they go both ways.
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
Now, I tweet them
Because there are no gaze in the military
He was looking for a tight seal.
The mirror
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
Exactly the same.
Black lights matter.
They're always looking for Grant money.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Do I hand my life in
Because he didn't feel well.
Coincerned
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because there are no windows!
Both got screwed out of office
Ask them what a 3Ds is.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
At whine o'clock.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
