Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!