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Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!