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South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela