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South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.