South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.