South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.