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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

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Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles