Episode Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Snoop Jokes More Snoop Jokes

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode