Episode Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

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What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!