Episode Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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1 sleep until Christmas.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.