Episode Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Chewy Jokes More Chewy Jokes

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

20 Episode Jokes More 20 Episode Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.