What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.