Because he ate too much of them.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Getting ready for work
Because she used #nofilter
Because seven ate nine.
You would rise and shine.
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
Everywhere
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.
Bison.
Fur traders.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
He was sappy
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Dam.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
A stand up driver.
