Because he ate too much of them.
Drop him a line.
It sinks.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
Because it wanted autumnomy
Everywhere.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
They were both driving their cars at the time!
The canoe tips.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
His mom was in a jam!
The number of the car that hit you.
Because it keeps hitting pause.
Because seven ate nine.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
