Because he ate too much of them.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
The canoe tips.
Paint it black.
Tufaloffahsofa
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
Hit the road, Jack.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
I reply "Taxes."
Mom & Dad
A flat minor
Megan slaw
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Because that might be your bike
Everywhere
Everywhere!