Little Timmy Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.