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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws