Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!