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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

45 Minute Jokes More 45 Minute Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Improvement Jokes More Improvement Jokes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy