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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.