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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Hippie Favorite Animal Jokes More Hippie Favorite Animal Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.