What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

K Jokes More K Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.