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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude