None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
She is allergic to nuts.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
I can sleep with a light on.
Suh Dude