What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.