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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)