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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.