Dead End Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

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They work on so many levels.

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I missed you

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

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Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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His lips are moving.

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By her suntan!

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You give him space.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Coles

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Who lives in the white house?

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Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.