Dead End Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

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Calm Jokes More Calm Jokes

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!