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Dead End Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Ghoul Jokes More Ghoul Jokes

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade