Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.