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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!