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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What were Chuck Noris's last words?

BRB