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What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.