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What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

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How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.