What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Ask them if they play league.

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Her natalie

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They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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He was galactose intolerant.

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They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"