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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.