What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.