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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.