How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof