How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.