Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Oxymoron Jokes More Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.