An oxymoron.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
He had a lot of aspirations.
Billable vowels.
Santa Ana
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
A pigment of your imagination.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Russel.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Their odds of winning are the same
I'd say it's fifty fifty
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
Because the farmer had cold hands
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Santa would never free an elf.
