An oxymoron.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
The odds are against them.
The odds are ever in their favours.
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
