Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

You might also enjoy:

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Oxymoron Jokes More Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.