Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Why is minotaur pretty ugly?

Because it is an Oxy+moron.

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All are equally oxymoronic.

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An OxyMoron!

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Whats the odd one out?

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What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.