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Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

Honest Lawyer Jokes More Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Japanese Kid Jokes More Japanese Kid Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.