Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee