Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Japanese Kid Jokes More Japanese Kid Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.