What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log