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Claustrophobic Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.