Claustrophobic Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES

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People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Because his nuts were in his neck!

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.